Hi, this is my third attempt at a welcome message. I'm having trouble deciding what is appropriate. However, this will do for now. Kick your shoes off, sit back in your recliner, and get comfortable in that smoking jacket you are no doubt wearing.

This is the world of Prescilla Currier; it's a bit confusing, a little bewildering, and a tad discombobulating. But don't worry, the belts across your lap will keep you intact.