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Beast of Trumps 2

“Not another one of his stupid tricks,” I said.    
    “No—he’s all by himself in the dark out on their deck. He’s mumbling something.”
    We all took a look, hiding in the bushes between the two lots. It was difficult to see exactly what he was doing, but we were sure he was dealing out a tableau of cards, like for solitaire. It wasn't solitaire, though, because he examined every card, holding it up in the dim porchlight behind him, and these cards looked longer and narrower than regular playing cards. Luckily, the night was very calm—one of those clear, crisp August nights. He was definitely talking to himself, and judging from the cadence of the mumbling that reached us, we concluded that he was saying the same thing over and over as he picked up the cards, studied them, and carefully dealt them out again. Then he looked up at the stars for what seemed a whole minute.
    “Jeez,” said Rob. “This is the best he can do when his parents aren’t home?”
    "This is the guy you're so hot for?" Mark asked his sister.
    "Shut up!" she replied.
   “Let’s get out of here before he notices us,” I said. Trying not to rustle the bushes too much, we returned to our yard.   

   
    


The next morning just after dawn, out in the middle of the huge lake, my father was in his glory. Here, with his two sons, he was captain. He gave the orders and we obeyed without question, not because we feared the ex-marine but because we knew, in nautical matters, he was always right. As the sun rose higher, we were trolling and casting and not a nibble. Just as I decided to sit back for a minute, this red-orange fireball, maybe half the size of the sun, suddenly shoots across the sky, falling in a wide arc over the mounds of Adirondack pines.
 


I saw something splash into the lake far off to the south.
    “Dad! Rob! Did you guys see that?”
    “What? Fish jump?” asked Dad.
    “No, a fireball! God it was huge.”
    “You’re hallucinating,” said Robert. He had only recently started using the word.    
    “Hallucinating?” said Dad. “Why the hell should he be hallucinating? No son of mine hallucinates. If he says he saw it, he saw it.”
    Then I remembered an article I’d read in the Sunday paper. “It must have been one of the Perseids. They’re supposed to be peaking tonight."
    "Weird to see a meteorite in the daytime!" said Robert. "Maybe it was a UFO."
    "Wouldn't that be weirder?" I asked.
    



Later, on the boat-ride back, our stringer empty, totally skunked except for some pumpkin fish and bluegills we caught with worms after giving up hunting the Big Ones, I dreaded having to confront Mark and his inevitable stringer full of lunkers. His gloating round face, his smug grin—these I could do without. So when we got back to the cottage just after sunset, I was momentarily relieved that only my mother was home. Mr. and Mrs. Morrison had been gone for about an hour looking for Mark and Charlene, who had gone fishing together in the cove, promising to be back no later than 5:30. It was well past eight o’clock and they still weren’t back. Phil and my aunt and uncle had spent the day in Glens Falls and had not returned, so we knew Mark and Charlene couldn’t be next door with Phil.
    We spent that evening anxiously waiting for the Morrisons to return. Mark’s cove was only a half-mile away, something was obviously wrong. There was no phone in the cottage, so all we could do was look for the high beams of their station wagon coming up the country road. Robert and I played gin rummy while Dad drank successive Rob Roys and Mom sipped a single Tom Collins she kept replenishing with ice. At around 10:30 I asked if I could go outside and look for Perseids.
    “No. You’re not to leave this house,” my mother said.
    “Oh come on, Mom, I’ll just be up at the clearing on top of the hill.”
    “You heard your mother,” said Dad.
    “But there’s nothing to do.”
    “We got a crisis here, Eddie,” he said. “I’m not putting up with any backtalk.”
    “Let’s play another game of gin,” said Robert, who had already lost twice.
    “How about fifty-two pickup?” I said, and scattered the cards all over the floor.
    “Hey! I’m not picking them up.”
    “Edward,” my mother pronounced, like I was maybe ten. “Go to your room.”
    “Pick up those cards first or I’m comin’ after you.” That was my father’s famous threat. I don’t recall that he ever hit me, but then again I think a blow from him would have given me amnesia. I picked up the cards and took the deck to my room. I started playing solitaire on the bunk bed when Robert came in with some potato chips and cokes.
    “What do you think happened to them?” he asked.
    “Nothing. Maybe they got lost. Maybe a perv, no maybe they got abducted by aliens! Yeah that’s it, Rob, maybe you were right and the fireball I saw wasn’t a meteorite. Maybe a ship crashed into the lake and—”
     “Come on, Eddie, let’s play gin.”
    “Nah, I’m playing solitaire.”
    “Just don’t start mumbling like Phil,” he said, handing me the cokes and climbing up to the top bunk with the chips. The top belonged permanently to him since the time I fell off and almost broke my neck. “I hope they’re all right.”
    “Charlene especially, huh?”
    “Shut up.”
    “Give up, Rob. You don’t have a prayer against Phil. Two years older, hip, cool—at least in her eyes. Versus nerd, her age, old friend, same old same old.”
    “Shut up.” He threw chips at me from above.
    “You shut up.” As always, our conversation degenerated from there, and we bickered for awhile just to keep our minds off all the terrible things that could have happened to our friends, until my mother came in and said, “All right you two, lights out. No use staying up all night, is there?” From the living room Dad piped in, “Hit the rack and no lip!” But I couldn’t sleep. I lay there in the dark waiting for the reflection of the Morrisons’ high beams on the walls and ceiling. I was dozing soon, and then I was fighting off creatures that looked like mummies or more like the Martians in that fifties movie Invaders from Mars. Creatures pawing me all over, I thrashed out at them wildly until I found myself on the floor. I remember waking up there, several of my knuckles bruised and abraded, Robert’s head peering down at me from the top bunk, “Not again, Eddie.” I was still lying there when a flash of light hit the ceiling and we knew they were home. Robert was down the ladder before I could even get up. We ran out to the living room where my father was snoring in the rocking chair and my mother was already at the front door.




Text copyright © 2005 by Joseph Andriano


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